An Impossible Guide to Confusing Figures of Speech

In which I try not to lose my mind (that’s an idiom) defining axioms and aphorisms, comparing mantras to maxims, and distinguishing analogies from metaphors and similes

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When trying to make a catchy point or reduce a complex concept to something relatable, people love to pull out a metaphor, an aphorism, a simile or some other figure of speech. Honestly, I often don’t know which is which. I must’ve missed Figure of Speech day in Mrs. Gildesgaard’s 9th grade English class. Then again, if you look these terms up, you’ll find a rabbit hole of figure-of-speech synonyms and comparisons and get confused as a blind person in a fun house (Analogy? Metaphor? Simile? Stay tuned and maybe you’ll find out).

So I’ve deep-dived this stuff to create a cheat sheet, and figured I’d share it with you, because, hey, knowledge is power (That’s an adage, they say. Also a proverb. Definitely a cliché.).

And guess what I learned?

It’s not just me who’s fuzzy as an Ewok on these definitions. Various dictionaries, usage guides and other normally credible sources describe each of these terms differently. None of them are wrong, I suppose, but it took some serious cogitating and wordsmithing to…